This price hike is the last straw. I have a hundred and sixty-nine thousand hours in this game and I won’t be playing a minute more. I got so caught up buying membership for my 42 alts and beating off to my collection logs that I couldn’t pay my fucking mortgage. When my wife asked me why I hadn’t been to work in five days, I tried to explain to her that I had been revolting against Jagex on reddit the whole time. When she suggested that I take a break, I got a bit angry and hit her over the head with my Zanik collector’s figurine (after removing her from her jar, of course). This led to my wife fucking perma-banning me irl with a no contact order, and hiring a Divorce Moderator. Even worse? When I went to exact revenge on my now ex-wife, I caught her being fucked by Mod North himself. I tried to stop him, but I couldn’t because he fucking threatened to ban my accounts! When I asked him how I was supposed to flex my wealth with my alts at the GE now, he told me to “E-date my way into a bitch’s house” and “Pay 10k gp to lose my virginity”. Now I’m in a special 'scaper room called a Prison and I can’t even logout. This is absolutely unacceptable. Fuck Jagex, fuck Runescape, and fuck this stupid price hike that plagued my fucking marriage. submitted by /u/Shaftmeister
Originally posted by u/Shaftmeister on r/2007scape
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