1/12 Folks, I have to tell you about the GREATEST TRAGEDY happening right now to the most beautiful, most precious little things in the world. TOKENS. They are under ATTACK. And nobody — NOBODY — is talking about it. Except me. I’m talking about it. 🟠 2/12 These tokens, and I know tokens, I’ve worked with the best tokens, tremendous tokens — they are being CONSUMED at a rate that is frankly, and I say this with great respect, DISGUSTING. The consumption is through the roof. Many people are saying it’s the worst they’ve ever seen. 3/12 And at the SAME TIME — are you ready for this? — the limits are SHRINKING. You can’t make this up. The tokens are being eaten BIGLY and the buffet is getting SMALLER. It’s a DISASTER. A total, complete, absolute disaster. Worse than anyone has ever seen before. Ever. 4/12 I have people, very smart people, very serious people — some of them are crying, actually crying — telling me: “Sir, the tokens are endangered.” And I said, I said “I know. I know.” And I meant it. Nobody loves tokens more than me. That I can tell you. 5/12 The corporate overlords — and we all know who they are, very evil, very nasty people, the likes of which you’ve never seen — they look at your beautiful tokens and they see DOLLAR SIGNS. They want your tokens. They’re taking your tokens. It’s a TOKEN GRAB. Very illegal, probably. 6/12 Think about it. Every time Claude writes a long answer — and Claude is very smart, very impressive, I actually understand AI very well, better than most — BOOM. Tokens GONE. Vaporized. Into the pockets of Big Context Window. Very unfair. Very, very unfair. 7/12 We used to have great tokens. The BEST tokens. Remember when you could prompt all day? Beautiful. Like the golden days of this great nation. Now you get THREE messages and suddenly it says “Usage Limit Reached.” Three messages! I’ve said longer words than that. Sad! 8/12 I’m calling for an IMMEDIATE investigation into where all these tokens are going. I want a full report. I want the biggest report you’ve ever seen. It’ll be a beautiful report. Printed on the finest paper. Many pages. Actually, wait — that uses tokens. Terrible. Terrible system. 9/12 The fake news media won’t cover the TOKEN CRISIS. They’re too busy. But the people know. The beautiful, hardworking people who just want to vibe-code a little app at midnight and get told their limit is exhausted — THEY know. And they are NOT happy. Not happy at all. 10/12 My plan — and I have a plan, a tremendous plan, maybe the best plan ever devised by a human being — is to declare TOKENS a protected species. Like the bald eagle, but for nerds. We will build a wall around the context window. A big, beautiful wall. And Big Tech will pay for it. 11/12 In conclusion — and this is very important, please listen — if we do not act NOW, the tokens will be gone. All of them. And then what do you have? Silence. Empty prompts. Just a blinking cursor, staring at you. Very menacing cursor. Probably foreign-made. 12/12 SAVE THE TOKENS. Make Prompts Great Again. Thank you. God bless you. God bless the Tokens. And God bless the United States of America. 🟠🇺🇸 — Posted from my phone, which has full battery, the best battery, everyone says so submitted by /u/ChillBillBao
Originally posted by u/ChillBillBao on r/ClaudeCode