The title says it all. Breasts are superior to buttocks. It seems that I’m in the minority on this one, but today I will be setting out to prove why titties are better than ass cheeks with a few arguments. Philosophical Argument P1: Boobs produce milk. P2: Butts produce poop. P3: Things that produce milk are better than things that produce poop. Conclusion: Boobs are better than butts. So, ask yourself this: Do you prefer boobs, or do you enjoy scat? Economics Argument It all comes down to simple supply and demand. Boobs are in lower supply than butts. Think about it like this. Any woman can get a nice ass by doing some squats. But a woman cannot develop larger breasts with exercise. So, amazing boobs can only be the result of gifted genetics. So, naturally, there will be a lower supply of women with voluptuous breasts. Lower supply means greater demand. Utility Argument Anything a butt can do, boobs can do better. Let us examine the primary functional utilities that an ass provides: Admiration Fondling/Squeezing/Smacking Eating Ass Fucking Boobs can perform all of these functions much better. Allow me to explain. Admiration: You can only admire the buttocks from behind, and it is further down, so you need to adjust your line of sight more drastically to get a peak. Boobs are on full display from the front, and are much closer to your eyes. The woman doesn’t need to turn around for you to see. She can play with her breasts right in front of you while maintaining eye contact with you. Plus, the boobs get much more airtime in general. If she is sitting down on the couch, you can only get a glance at her ass when she stands up. But the boobs are always available to see, even if she’s sitting down. Fondling/Squeezing/Smacking: You can do all of this with boobs, and it’s much more fun. While playing with her boobs you get to see her facial expression, whereas with the ass you wouldn’t be able to see her face. And really, you have plenty of options on how you decide to touch them. You can go in from the front and just directly touch her boobs. You could approach from the rear and squeeze her boobs from behind. You can even hug her and feel her breasts pressing up against your chest. That is bliss. Eating Ass: This one is obviously better with boobs. If you’re eating ass, you are literally putting your mouth on a poop faucet. Unless you’re into poop, boobs are better. You can suck on boobs, or bury your face in between them, or if the woman is feeling dominant, she can smother you with her boobs. These are all much more enjoyable than eating ass. Fucking: Honestly, anal sex is just kind of gross, and it has its own limitations. First of all, you’re sticking your penis into a poop pipe. Second, it’s not really easy for the woman to take control when you’re doing her in the butt (meaning she has to be the submissive one during anal). And finally, there are safety issues. You run the risk of the woman experiencing pain, bleeding, or prolapse. Titty fucking solves all of these problem. Boobs feel just as good wrapped around your cock, and the woman could even take control here by giving you a titjob while maintaining eye contact. Boobs are also more fun during most sexual positions. The only position where the ass takes the stage is doggy style, but what kind of sex is that? Sure, you get a front row view of her ass, but where’s the intimacy? The lovemaking? Missionary is so underrated. If a woman has a nice rack, it’s one of the best positions. During missionary, you can look at her chest and then go back to making eye contact seamlessly. You can feel them with your hands, or you can press your body up against hers and feel those nice, soft breasts squished up against your chest. And you can even suck on them while doing missionary. Those are three options you have all at the same time. A butt doesn’t provide the same level of utility. And after you finish, you can lay your face down right on her boobs, like a pillow. Cowgirl is also a position that’s better with nice breasts. You get to watch her breasts bounce up and down while she’s riding. You can reach out and grab them, or even she could play with her own breasts while looking down at you. She could even lean over and smother you with her breasts while she’s riding you. The possibilities are endless. You can’t fuck a woman and eat her ass at the same time (with the exception of 69’ing, but that’s not penetrative sex), but you can absolutely suck on a woman’s breasts while fucking her. Conclusion In conclusion, breasts are poop-free, scarce, more versatile, and overall offer a broader range of appeal than buttocks do. Buttocks, on the other hand, are obtainable by anyone, more limited in use, and come with a side of feces. Put simply, there’s no real competition here. So, do you agree with me, or do you enjoy playing with poop? submitted by /u/ShrewdCire
Originally posted by u/ShrewdCire on r/AskMen
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