Some context: The men in my family, as we reach manhood, succumb to a y-chromosome-driven condition that, since I saw it recently on a t-shirt, must be more widespread than I previously realized. It becomes more acute with age, and it’s defined by its expression: We have to say weird things or we’ll die. To honor this condition and prolong my life, I need some help. While I consciously avoid Donald Ducking, I realized this morning that I often find myself wearing only socks. Is there a term for this state? I’ve considered a few apt terms, and my favorites so far are “birthday socking,” “business socking,” “sock cocking,” and “going full sock”… “Dobby-ing” was a runner-up. I’m obviously going to spend a lot of brainpower on this today, and I wanted to crowd-source an answer and see what you clever people can come up with. My wife thanks you in advance. submitted by /u/lightning_twice
Originally posted by u/lightning_twice on r/AskMen
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