Ok so I know this isn’t an advice sub, but I’m at my wit’s end with this guy and I need male perspectives. He came into my life in February kind of completely unexpectedly, I wasn’t looking for anyone, my brother introduced us. A little rough around the edges, but super cute and generally a really sweet and funny guy. I fully admit I fell fast and hard and he moved in to my place pretty much right away and it’s been downhill from there. First of all, I found out he was basically homeless when we met. Not in and of itself an issue, everyone falls on hard times, but he wasn’t doing anything to improve his situation besides basically begging and he has yet to get a job. And that’s just the start of it. He also:
- Only ever wants affection on his terms.
- Sleeps most of the day.
- Falls asleep on the couch until all hours of the night and then noisily jumps into bed when I’m sound asleep. Sometimes multiples times in a night and yet still wakes up at 6 and makes a bunch of noise, he refuses to let me sleep in unless I literally lock him out.
- Is a very picky eater, but doesn’t know how to cook or prepare even a basic meal. And he is somehow always hungry and he does not hesitate to bitch about it. Loudly.
- Takes several extremely smelly shits a day and plays around in the bathroom longer than he should need to.
- DOESN’T WASH HIS HANDS AFTER TAKING SAID SMELLY SHITS AND THEN ACTS LIKE AN INSANE ASSHOLE AROUND THE HOUSE AND TRIES TO SMACK MY ASS WITH HIS SHITTY HANDS AS I WALK BY.
- Has an annoying and obviously unhealthy plastic chewing habit.
- Must follow me into the bathroom, no matter what I’m doing.
- Wants me to rub, scratch, and smack his ass all the time. It’s weird.
- Vomits way more than is reasonable and refuses to clean it up.
- Refuses to wear anything other than a tuxedo, despite basically never leaving the house. And that’s just off the top of my head! I seriously can’t take it anymore, he contributes nothing to the household besides looking good. I really love him and he’s such a great guy in so many ways. Why is he like this? Is this the Patriarchy? Please help! submitted by /u/jenny_loggins_
Originally posted by u/jenny_loggins_ on r/AskMen