I have done the math. Blood Moon Rises launches in less than 6 hours. That means there is still enough time for the devs to perform the single most important integrity change in gaming history: Remodel Vanescula into a Big Tiddy Vampire Mommy™. Lore-wise it even makes sense. Assuming we deal with the current management situation (no rs3 spoilers), there’s a very real chance Vanescula ends up effectively running Vampyrium anyway. You’re telling me we’re about to hand over an entire vampire kingdom and she still looks like she hasn’t been touched since the third age? Everyone’s out here theorycrafting about oh tbow the new boss, shadow that, melee after it slams and is limp. Wrong. The REAL endgame is gothic vampire woman with enough charisma to inflict emotional damage through eye contact alone. Maybe then we’ll finally understand why the Myreque keep doing what she says. Forget the spiky balls, forget about getting rupture on your neck, just a Vanescula remodel in the patch notes with zero explanation. The Blood Moon can rise. So can we all. submitted by /u/bewbish
Originally posted by u/bewbish on r/2007scape
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