My cousin threw a party. At some point, there was maybe 7-8 of us in the kitchen laughing, drinking, clowning around, etc. I was standing in front of the fridge. . .and oblivious to 2 things: (1.) I thought there was only 6 inches between my back & the fridge, but it was more like 24 inches. (2.) I had no idea someone had placed their drink on top of it. So, I took a sip of my drink, leaned back towards where I thought the fridge was, lost my balance, slammed into the refrigerator door & knocked the cup off - which I didn’t realize b/c I never looked up & my family was laughing so hard at me stumbling that they didn’t notice the cup either! It dropped straight down, grazed my left forearm (about 6 inches from my wrist). . . AND I EFFIN’ CAUGHT IT! Upright & didn’t spill a single effin’ drop! As soon as I did, my family went from laughing to gasping at seeing what just happened. It was silent for about 3 seconds, then we ERUPTED! ROARING & high-fiving like our football team just scored the game-winner against our most hated rival. Lol! We turned up so much that somebody turned the music off & everybody came running towards the kitchen to see what the commotion was about. LMBO! I could try that with the cup & the fridge for another 10,000 years and never pull it off again. submitted by /u/THEbeautifuLIE
Originally posted by u/THEbeautifuLIE on r/AskMen