- Girl who found out I had a crush on her in 6th grade passed me a note that said “You’re cute. Flip me over.” Other side said “Just kidding ew”
- Ex girlfriend hung one of her thongs on my car’s side mirror while I was hanging out with my soon-to-be senior year homecoming date. Got cancelled on and missed senior year homecoming.
- Ex girlfriend and I were out clubbing with friends. New girl in the friend group comes along and gets pretty drunk/flirty with me on the dancefloor. Next morning I wake up to texts from her all about how fun last night was and how we all need to hang out more. (How did she even get my number?) Find out later my ex arranged the whole thing with her from the very beginning to run a fidelity test on me. submitted by /u/Own-Effective-8781
Originally posted by u/Own-Effective-8781 on r/AskMen
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