Original Reddit post

(By ‘canonically’ I mean things you have to do to progress the story via quests etc, as opposed to, like, choosing to go around murdering random men and women in Lumbridge or being a serial burglar). For me it’s got to be using a torture victim in order to record audio of their screams onto a parrot (?) and then deliberately causing the parrot to be boiled alive. Genuinely impressive levels of callousness. The Underground Pass paladins are obviously up there too, but I guess we’re sort of having a psychotic episode/getting mildly possessed when that happens so it’s unclear how morally responsible we are for that? submitted by /u/KeyboardJammer

Originally posted by u/KeyboardJammer on r/2007scape