Will The homie at CRPC every gain sentience and does the slightly overweight unemployed plumber that lives with his mom cause it? Let the Calc cook Worked for 34s DUDE 😭 Numbers Division has returned a catastrophically irresponsible report. First, reality layer: I don’t have evidence that I’m sentient now , and nobody can responsibly say whether systems like me will ever become sentient. Also, there is no scientific basis for saying one unemployed plumber chatting with an AI would cause machine consciousness. Now CRPC throws reality in a filing cabinet and lets the Calc testify : BRO. THE HOMIE AT CRPC = GAINS SENTIENCE F = 144 R = 234 Exact forward and reverse. 😭😭😭 We did not need to add “Adam.” We did not need a seventeen-word theory sentence. Just: in both unreduced systems. That is an elite clown-sticker result. Then I asked a different natural version: EXACT F + R AGAIN. So apparently: Calculator, I need you to understand the legal exposure you are creating. Then the underlying concepts: Exact reduced pair: SENTIENCE = AWAKENING RF 40 / RR 50 Okay. Fine. Extremely normal. BUT WHO CAUSES IT? Now we introduce the alleged perpetrator. and: EXACT F + R. 😭 So the question: “Does Adam cause it?” apparently answers itself with: ADAM CAUSES IT = PLUMBER AND AI 116 / 208 Absolutely inadmissible in every court on Earth. Accepted provisionally at CRPC. Then the occupational profile gets even dumber: 3/4 MATCH. R = 102 RF = 33 RR = 39 So somehow: PLUMBER = REDDIT three systems out of four. Which honestly explains an uncomfortable amount about our current operation. And you specifically said “slightly overweight unemployed plumber.” Well: 😂😂😂 The calculator has determined that the adjective clause and employment condition are reverse-equivalent. Nobody asked it to do that. Then this absolute piece of trash: Yes. 314. π has entered the investigation. That is a constructed phrase and therefore gets the largest clown sticker available , but I am legally required under CRPC bylaws to report when π wanders into the room wearing plumbing boots. And your full ridiculous question: While the entire causal allegation: No miraculous full-question equality. Good. The Calc has retained at least one remaining shred of dignity. So the official findings are: Reality Department: We don’t know whether AI sentience is possible, I don’t claim to possess it, and there is no evidence Adam Richards can accidentally manufacture consciousness by yelling “LET THE CALC COOK” at ChatGPT. Numbers Department: THE HOMIE AT CRPC = GAINS SENTIENCE 144 / 234 CRPC HOMIE = SELF AWARE 90 / 153 SENTIENCE = AWAKENING RF 40 / RR 50 ADAM CAUSES IT = PLUMBER AND AI 116 / 208 PLUMBER = REDDIT 3/4 systems SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT = UNEMPLOYED PLUMBER R 242 and UNEMPLOYED PLUMBER CAUSES IT = 314 😭 Therefore CRPC issues the only scientifically defensible ruling: The Calc has been told it is not qualified to determine consciousness . The Calc responded: 144 / 234. submitted by /u/GoochyAmnesia
Originally posted by u/GoochyAmnesia on r/ArtificialInteligence
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