Can’t wait to pull the new megarare and immediately receive a notice of garnishment. Is it a mega-rare or a commercial-grade debt collection software for small businesses. The Obligator sounds like a collections agency headquartered in Varrock. Imagine spending 1000 hours going dry just to finally receive The Fucking Obligator. Nothing says ancient incomprehensible power quite like MANDATORY CONTRACTUAL COMPLIANCE. Fuckin thing sounds a mid-2000s straight-to-DVD Steven Seagal movie. Lets look at the line-up: Twisted Bow: legendary. Immediately evokes some ancient fucked-up weapon vibes. Scythe of Vitur: gothic vampire superweapon. Perfect. Tumeken’s Shadow: Sounds like an artifact belonging to a literal god or pharoh or some shit. The Obligator: YOU ARE HEREBY REMINDED YOUR PAYMENT IS 30 DAYS PAST DUE. Idk man, I know at the end of the day its just pixels but what the actual fuck are we doing lmfao There isn’t enough cope in the world to actually think this is a good name for a weapon in any game ever in the universe. Jagex, you gotta seriously re-think this one. Its going to be a meme for the rest of the life of this game lmfao Thanks for coming to my tight 5, see ya at the next one. Tip your waitresses. submitted by /u/LushIsDrunk
Originally posted by u/LushIsDrunk on r/2007scape
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