After two actual years of living in constant fear, I finally took the rank 1 spot for Crazy Archaeologist. I need everyone to understand the absolute mental torture of competing against this familybonds player. For the last 24 months, I lived under the assumption that this player was a machine designed to gatekeep a relatively dead boss. I originally just wanted a decent rank, but every time I checked the hiscores, their kill count had skyrocketed. They would build these massive buffers out of nowhere. It felt like a direct threat. I started canceling plans. I stopped looking at the sun. I convinced myself that if I didn’t eat my chili dogs on my keyboard, familybonds would somehow sense my weakness and bang out another 500 kills. My entire life became structured around making sure I was slowly chipping away at their lead. When their kill count paused about a week ago, I assumed they were just resting their eyes, and I saw my only window. I was sweating out of my mind, fueled by pure, unadulterated panic. I played as if they were constantly one kill behind me, breathing down my neck. Every explosive book the boss threw felt like familybonds personally telling me to give up. I woke up today and saw I finally passed them. I fully expect them to log in tomorrow and casually drop a huge kill day just to spite me, because that is the unrelenting monster I built them up to be in my head. If you ever read this, familybonds, you put up a terrifying fight. I’m going to go take a shower for the first time since 2024. Please let me rest. ~ HerpDerp420 submitted by /u/Behrry
Originally posted by u/Behrry on r/2007scape