Original Reddit post

So I’m rank 3 at the Crazy Archaelogist. It just sort of happened. I like books and knowlegde and Wan Shi Tong is nowhere to be seen, so this make believe pixel boss will have to do. But there are these two maniacs in 1st and 2nd place that are just… insane. Guy in first apparently goes on huge streaks sometimes. Just bangs out a couple of hundred kc just to stay in the lead. Last vacation he had was 16 months ago at Legoland. Apparently he built his own computer out of lego to log in to bang out a couple of kills. Well the 2nd placed guy just passed the guy in first. We talk from time to time so I decided to send him a message to give him a gz. He just said something along the lines of “I am now one with Zanik, there is no sun out there”. Ehh - okay? Was kinda freaked out about that conversation. So I decided to try and message the guy now in 2nd. Tried to cheer him up. Weird conversation. He said he was fine but also said he feels like he “must restore his honor”. Okay there Zuko, calm down? It’s not that deep. I’m in 3rd and if this is what it takes to get in the top 2 spot - man fuck that. I’m going to take a shower. I feel icky just thinking about it. ~ BBW Pizza submitted by /u/Sufficient_Swim8930

Originally posted by u/Sufficient_Swim8930 on r/2007scape