Last time I took my girlfriend out for a drink I wore a scarf and she took the piss out of me for it, said it was “performative”. So I’m getting her back. Next time I pick her up I’m going to be stood outside the car at sunset playing a big flute, staring into the distance. I’ll be wearing a cowboy hat, orange wraparound shades and a necklace with bones on it. When she gets there I’ll give her a hug like normal and act like I think I look amazing. Whatever she says, I’m going to act a bit hurt that she doesn’t like it. Then I’ll say “it’s not performative, this is just who I am”, walk round to my side, get in and start the car. As soon as the engine starts, a psytrance remix of Cotton Eye Joe comes blasting out. Then I just drive off like nothing’s happened. What would you add? Better song ideas, things to say, anything to push it further. Want to keep it daft but not so over the top she can’t be arsed with it. submitted by /u/Forward_Moment_5938
Originally posted by u/Forward_Moment_5938 on r/AskMen
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