Kind of hard to explain, really. I start by sort of wiggling muscles in my legs, and back, and arms, then scooching my feet up to underneath my torso, and moving my body weight forward so it’s over the feet. Then I use the thigh and calf muscles to raise the torso.

Candyflipping. That was a blast.

Not here. I’ve had random female assistance flash their tits at me when I’m in the house in the computer, but count that as them doing charity work.